101 Inns You Should Probably Stay Away From

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Sometimes, an inn is probably better passed by and quickly forgotten, regardless of how much you need to rest or how far it is to the next inn -- for if you DO enter, you just know your characters are in for a rough time.
Some of these inns can be determined just from the name alone...

  1. The Crazed Cannibal ("serving all kinds of people for over 10 years")
  2. Elminster's Harem (gives new meaning to "The Chosen of Mystra" ...)
  3. The Tower of High Sorcery
  4. Menzoberranz-Inn
  5. The Gelded Ranger
  6. Snack of the Archlich
  7. The Bowels of Vecna
  8. Castration Palace
  9. Bar-B-Aatezu and Grill
  10. House of Pain
  11. Red-shirts' Inn
  12. The Otyugh's Lair
  13. The Random Encounter
  14. At Least the Mead is Warm ...
  15. Notell Motel
  16. Bates Motel
  17. We Hate Mages
  18. The Lucky Louse
  19. Keep Out
  20. The Amityville House o' Fun
  21. Zhentil Keep
  22. Bob's House of Toast
  23. The Speling Flayme
  24. The Tortured Adventurer
  25. The Angry Munchkin
  26. The Angry DM
  27. The Unfortunate Stain
  28. Encounter 5A
  29. The Lich's Foot
  30. International House of Flumphs
  31. The Tomb
  32. Lost Taverns of Tsojcanth
  33. Puke and Go
  34. Tequila Wyrm
  35. The Inn Definitely Not Run by Doppelgangers
  36. Green Slime-O-Rama
  37. Rot Grub Pudding Restaurant
  38. The Illusionary Floor Inn (a.k.a. "The Dew Drop Inn")
  39. The Undead Eatery
  40. The Grassy Gnoll
  41. The Gassy Gnoll
  42. Cheers: Where Eveybody Knows Yer Moniker.
  43. The Inn of Last Resorts
  44. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
  45. The Tavern of Elemental Evil
  46. Undermountain II
  47. The Paranoid Bartender
  48. The House of the Blue Balls
  49. Strahd Slept Here
  50. Hastur, Hastur, Hast__
  51. The Golden Arches
  52. The Secret Meeting Place
  53. The Puking Palace
  54. The Abyssal Gate
  55. Heartbreak Hotel
  56. International House of Long Pork
  57. Ye Olde Saving Throw
  58. Microsoft(R) Inn98(R)
  59. Werebeer
  60. The Open Grave
  61. Procrustes' Rooms For Rent
  62. The Scarlet Neighborhood Tap & Grill
  63. Socrates' Bar & Pub
  64. Inn of Horrors
  65. The Tavern With a Man Shrouded In Darkness In the Back Corner
  66. Hey, We Don't Like Your Kind In This Here Inn
  67. Kill the Adventurers Inn
  68. Inn on the Borderlands
  69. Still Smoking Inn
  70. Ground To A Paste Tavern
  71. Hell's Kitchen
  72. Acererak's Saloon
  73. House of Strahd
  74. Ye Olde Flophouse
  75. Beshaba's Kiss
  76. The Rose of Dorakaa
  77. Inn Iuz We Trust
  78. The Uncursed Inn
  79. The Gaping Maw (big red doorway, completely dark inside...)
  80. The Angry Wizards' Soda Fountain
  81. The Slaughtered Lamb
  82. The Thieves' Den
  83. Pressgang Hostelry
  84. Caveat Emptor
  85. Parasite Palace
  86. Hotel California
  87. Kobold's Delight
  88. The Closing Coffin (particularly in Ravenloft)
  89. Blue Oyster Bar
  90. The Scape Goat
  91. Run For the Border
  92. The Cute Fluffy Bunny Inn
  93. The Plague
  94. The Towering Tavern O' Terror
  95. The Retching Slattern
  96. The Save or Die Inn
  97. Ye Olde Plot Device
  98. The Inn Where You can Get Into Lots of Fights, and Maybe Even Get Started on an Adventure or Two
  99. The Inn of a Thousand Whirling Sledgehammers
  100. Inn of the Damned
  101. Chateau d'Amberville

 

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